A sad story someone sent me.

[Roby.evans]

“Maw, I found an old, dusty thing high on a shelf. Just look!”
“Why, that’s a Bible, Tommy dear, be careful. That’s God’s Book.”
“God’s Book?” The young one said, “Then, Maw, before we lose it we’d better send it back to God, ‘cause you know we never use it.”